Swearsaurus: How to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in Flemish
Flemish Language Swearing & English Translation. |
| Flemish (Belgium) Swearing |
English Translation |
| Droes |
Idiot |
| Dwaas |
Idiot |
| U moeder is zo dik da elke bilhelft een eigen postcode heeft |
Your mother is so fat that every piece of her ass has it's own postal code |
| Foorwijfan |
Trailer trash woman |
| Del |
Slut |
| Ouwe doos |
Old tart |
| Opgetaloorde doos |
Old woman with too much make up |
| (ouwe) sasa |
Old man |
| Broekventje |
Greenhorn |
| Teef |
Bitch |
| Valse teef |
Nasty bitch |
| Neukbak |
Said of a girl: she's a sex object, a thing to
use for sex |
| Zaadslet |
Semen slut |
| Matras |
Said of a girl who will sleep with
anyone |
| Jan lul |
Dumbass, fool |
| Vetlap |
1) fatso, 2) pervert |
| Vetzak |
Id |
| Panlat |
Skinny |
| Kletskop |
Bald person |
| Dikke nek |
Someone who feels too big |
| Kazakkendraaier |
Turncoat |
| Gij zet te loemp om te helpe dondere |
You're too stupid to do anything |
| Broekventje |
Mammy's boy, coward |
| Floeren aap |
Dressed up monkey |
| Broekschijter |
Coward |
| Loop naar de maan |
Go to hell (lit: go to the moon) |
| Gaat 'm zelf aftrekken |
Go screw yourself (lit: go masturbate) |
| Trekt 'm zelf af |
Id |
| Azijn pisser |
Vinegar pisser |
| Houdt u muil |
Shut up |
| Debiel |
Retard |
| Achterlijke |
Id |
| Janet |
Gay |
| Reetkever |
Id, brown-nose |
| Sloef |
When the wife is wearing the pants, the
husband is the 'sloef' |
| Vieroog |
Four eyes |
| Schurftige hond |
Dog with scabies |
| Sloerie |
Slut |
| Slet |
Slut |
| Moesti |
Id |
| Bruin ratten |
Id (lit: brown rats) |
| Boerenlul |
Dumbass (lit: farmer's dick) |
| (boeren)trien |
Stupid girl |
| Trut |
Id |
| Kutwijf |
Stupid woman (lit: cunt bitch) |
| Flikken |
Bad name for police officers |
| Gie oere gie teve 't hangt pap an je schreve |
You hooker, you bitch, the sperm is dripping
from your cunt (West-Flemish dialect) |
| Je hebt een muil om stront op te sorteren |
You have a face to sort shit on |
| Onnuttigaard |
Useless person |
| Gatbeuker |
Ass-fucker |
| Achterlijke lul |
Retard dick |
| Klojo |
Asshole |
| Schapenneuker |
Sheep-fucker |
| Arjun |
Guy that fucks sheep |
| Strontvreter |
Guy that eats shit |
| Ga u moeder neuken |
Go fuck your mom |
| Ga u vader nog wa kontrammen |
Go and fuck your dad in the ass |
| Roekie |
Newbie, rookie |
| Ridder van de bruine dreef |
Gay (lit. Knight of the brown road) |
| Ik heb je vriendin in alle gleuven geneukt |
I fucked your girlfriend in all her ditches |
| Baffer |
Asslicker |
| Kontlikker |
Asslicker |
| Ga een paard pijpe |
Go blow a horse's dick |
| Schraal |
Weird |
| Ga me a float speejle |
Go play with your dick |
| Slet |
Slut |
| Hoer |
Whore |
| Hoerezoon |
Son of a whore |
| Ga uzelf afzuige |
Go blow your own dick |
| Illegaal |
Illegal immigrant |
| Kust men klote |
Kiss my balls |
| Hoereloper |
Guy fucking prostitutes |
| Laat u door nen olifant pakken eikel |
Get fucked by an elephant, you prick |
| U moeder is de matras vant stad |
Your mother is the mattress of the town |
| Pooier |
Pimp |
| Neuker |
Fucker |
| Lelijk hond |
Ugly dog |
| Krom hoer |
Bent whore |
| Reet kever |
Gay (lit. Ass beetle) |
| Vuile neger |
Dirty nigger |
| Lompen ezel |
Stupid donkey |
| Reetracer |
A slang word for a gay person |
| Herre |
Whore |
| Teeve |
Whore |
| Kalle |
Stupid woman |
| Geete |
Stupid woman |
| Mutten |
Dumbass |
| Muthoofd |
Dumbass |
| Achterlijken |
Dumbass |
| Wost |
Dumbass |
| Snokker |
Wanker |
| Djokker |
Wanker |
| Tettekop |
Titface |
| Dash |
Gay person |
| Motzak |
Ugly guy |
| Tist |
Strange guy |
| Kontkorstbrabber |
Someone who scratches scabs on his ass |
| Knuppel |
Stupid person (Lit. bat) |
| Paljas |
Person who did something stupid |
| Kluujtzak |
Nutsack |
| Zjaak |
Lame guy |
| Zjanne/zjannet |
Gay |
| Strandzjannet |
Gay who parades at the beach |
| Oerepoeper |
Whore-fucker |
| Lupt nor de kluujte |
Go fuck yourself (lit. run to your testicles) |
| Ejje na op dagge interessant zetj? |
Do you actually think you're interesting? |
| Wadezda me ou jongen |
What's your fucking problem? (to a guy) |
| Wadezda me ou maske |
What's your fucking problem? (to a girl) |
| Reetridder |
Gay (lit. ass knight) |
| Olboorder |
Gay (lit. hole driller) |
| Roze ridder |
Gay (lit. pink knight) |
| Klasjkop |
Bald person) |
| Rufter |
Smelly person) |
| Pijpmuil |
Cocksucker (lit. fellatio mouth) |
| Stikske stront |
Piece of shit) |
| Ruggenrijder |
Gay (lit. back rider) |
| Kontneuker |
Ass fucker |
| Als gij in de spiegel kijkt dan barst hij |
When you look in a mirror, it will crack. |
| Onnozelaar |
Stupid guy |
| Stommeling |
Stupid guy |
| Dommerik |
Stupid guy |
| Stommekloot |
Stupid guy (lit. stupid testicle) |
| Klootwijf |
Bitch |
| Klootzak |
Bastard |
| Smeerlap |
Bastard |
| Gij lelijk foor wijf You ugly fair bitch |
You ugly fair bitch |
| Gij hebt ne kop om stront op te sorteren |
You have a face to sort shit on |
| Nougabollen |
Bullshit |
| Deb |
Retard |
| Gekwadrateerde steenezel |
Very stupid person |
| Lul |
Penis |
| Houd á bakkes (antwerp dialect) |
Shut up |
| Talore (antwerp dialect) |
Fag (lit. plates) |
| á moeder op een fles (antwerp dialect) |
Your mother on a bottle (hard insult) |
| Spast (antwerp dialect) |
Loser |
| Kust m'n kloete (antwerp) |
Kiss my balls |
| Uw moeder is zo dik dat ze een landkaart nodig heeft om haar gat af te vegen |
Your mother is so fat, she needs a map to clean her ass |
| Uw moeder is al staande bevallen zeker |
I believe you were born while your mother was standing |
| Uw moeder is zo dik da ze den evenaar nodig heeft om als broeksriem te gebruiken |
Your Mom's so fat, she uses the equator as a her belt |
| Uw moeder is zo dik da als ze als ge ze neukt en der af wilt, da ge tien toerkes moogt draaien eers ge terug der naast ligt |
Your momma's so fat that if you're fucking her and you want to get of her, you have to roll over ten times before you're lying
next to her again |
| als mijn gat er uit zag als uw gezicht, dan zou ik me schame om te kakke |
If my ass looked like your face, I'd be ashamed of taking a shit. |
| Gij zijt zo lelijk dat de buren bij u inbreken om de gordijnen te komen
toedoen. |
You're so ugly, the neighbors break into your house to close the curtains. |
| Als mijne hond ne kop had gelijk gij, dan schoor ik z'n gat kaal en leerde hem achteruit
lopen! |
If my dog had a head like yours, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! |
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