| Danish Swearing |
English Translation |
| Sut mine rådne løg |
Suck my hairy onions |
| Knep |
Fuck |
| Hun er så fed, at man må rulle hende i mel, for at finde den våde plet |
She's so fat that you have to turn her in flour to find the wet spot |
| Tudefjæs |
Crybaby |
| Spasser |
Spastic |
| Søslange |
Cock, dick |
| Hun er sku' en sild |
She's a damn nice looking fish (chick) |
| Du ligner en ged og du lugter af tis |
You look like a goat and you smell of piss |
| Du er en kaempe bunke lorte lort |
You are a huge piece of fucking shit |
| Du lugter af gammel havmåge fisse |
You smell like old herring gull's pussy |
| Jeg kneppede din mor igår |
I fucked your mother yesterday |
| God røv |
Nice ass! |
| Fjappe |
Very nasty word for an old wrinkly pussy |
| Snade |
Disgusting word for a penis |
| Knep dig selv |
Go fuck yourself! |
| Skid |
Turd (euphemism for 'Shit') |
| Din Skiderik |
You shit! |
| Bæskubber |
Shit pusher (gay) |
| Fjæs |
Face |
| Sut min brede |
Suck my wide one |
| Lortehoved |
Shithead |
| Narrøv |
Jerk (lit. fool ass) |
| Crackbarn |
Crackchild |
| Bæ |
Poop |
| Revne |
Vagina (lit. Slit) |
| Rottebarn |
Ratchild |
| Lort |
Shit |
| Røv |
Ass |
| Pik |
Cock |
| Fisse |
Pussy |
| Kusse |
Pussy |
| Luder |
Whore |
| æd lort og dø |
Eat shit and die |
| Grim |
Ugly |
| Jeg har set æsler der ser bedre ud end dig |
I've seen better looking donkeys than you |
| Sut min behaarede roev, din vatpik |
Suck my hairy ass, you dumb wanker |
| Spasser |
Spastic |
| Din fede nar |
You fat fool |
| Din fede bondeknold |
You fat hillbilly |
| Bonderøv |
Idiot, asshole |
| Skiderik |
Idiot, asshole |
| Pik |
Dick |
| Svans |
Faggot, gay |
| Bøsse |
Faggot, gay |
| Røvpuler |
Faggot, gay (lit. ass-fucker) |
| Bøsserøv |
Faggot, gay |
| Pikslikker |
Cocksucker |
| Kys mig i røven |
Kiss my ass! (lit. Kiss me in the ass) |
| Dumme svin |
Stupid swine |
| Lede svin |
Mean swine |
| Skrid |
Fuck off |
| Gaa ad helvede til |
Go to hell |
| Hundelort |
Dogshit |
| Forbandet sludder |
Baloney, Bullshit (lit. cursed nonsense) |
| Dumme kælling |
Dumb bitch |
| Grimme kælling |
Ugly bitch |
| Lede kælling |
Fucking bitch (ruder than above) |
| Lede sæk |
Fucking bitch (rudest) |
| Luderkarl |
Pimp |
| Alfons |
Pimp |
| Bunkepul |
Gangbang |
| Pule |
Fuck |
| En gal moderkneppe |
A mad motherfucker |
| Sikke noget møg |
Damn! (lit. what a load of dirt) |
| Det er noget skidt |
Goddammit! (lit. that's some dirt) |
| Bras |
Crap, Rubbish (lit. junk) |
| Det er hvad der sker |
Shit happens (lit. That is what happens) |
| Luder |
Prostitute, whore |
| Din omvandrende madras |
Prostitute (lit. field mattresses) |
| Æd lort |
Eat shit |
| Pølsetryne |
Sausage nose |
| Luderbarn |
Son of a whore |
| Nossesaft |
Ball juice, ball sweat |
| Fandens! |
Damn it! (lit. the devils) |
| Fede svin |
Fat swine |
| Bøsse |
Gay |
| Du er så grim at du gør blinde børn bange |
You are so ugly you scare blind children |
| Kun en mor kunne elske dig! |
Only a mother could love you! |
| Gedeknepper |
Goatfucker |
| Nej, jeg har ikke en dildo, har du? |
No, I don't have a dildo, do you? |
| Faen |
Damn |
| Sow |
Bitch (female pig) |
| Møgluder |
Dumb whore (lit. dirt whore) |
| Andeknepper |
Duck fucker |
| Bagbordsindianer |
Faggot (lit. port Indian) |
| Horeunge |
Bastard |
| Fede nar |
Fat jerk |
| Taber |
Loser |
| Du stinker |
You stink |
| Du er grim |
You are ugly |
| Hold kæft |
Shut up |
| Skrid! |
Beat it! |
| Brilleabe |
Four-eyes |
| Fede pik! |
Fat dick |
| Bøssekal |
Faggot, gay (the designer kind) |
| Æd lort, fisse |
Eat shit, pussy |
| Sut djævlepik i helvede din bøssedværg |
Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf |
| Bøssehåndtag |
Gay (lit. "gay handles") |
| Du lugter af gammel raadden ost som din mor har haft oppe i røven |
You smell like old rotten cheese that your mom had up her ass |
| Din mor var god i nat, men din far var bedre! |
Your mum was great last night, but your dad was better! |
| Har du nogensinde prøvet at samle dine tænder op med brækkede fingre? |
Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers? |
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Jeg lægger dig ned og lægger en lort på maven af dig
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I'll lay you down and place a turd on your belly. |
| Du ser ud som om der er en der har fået tændt ild i dit ansigt, og har slukket det med en kæde. |
You look like someone have lit your face on fire, and put it out with at chain. |
| Sut Min Pik |
Suck my cock |
| Din mor ligner en luder, knep med hende så du får det bedre |
Your mother looks like a whore, fuck with her so you will feel better |
| Find dig en luder og se om du kan ramme hullet! |
Go find a whore and see if you can hit the hole! |
| Jeg river hovedet af dig og skider dig ned i halsen |
I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your throat. |
| Narrøv |
Bastard (lit. fool, jester-arse) |
| Pikhoved |
Dickhead |
| Pikslikker |
Cocksucker |
| Pikspiller |
Wanker |
| Fede pis |
Damn! (lit. fat piss) |
| Du lugter som torben efter en chat-fest |
You smell like a gang-bang after a chat-party |
| Hvad glor dú på, grimme? |
What are you looking at, uglyface? |
| Hvem tror du egentlig du er? |
Who do you really think you are? |
| Behøver du virkelig være så grim? |
Do you have to be that ugly? |
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