401. Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
402. Yo momma's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
403. Yo momma's got a wooden leg with an owls nest in it.
404. Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches.
405. Yo momma's got a wooden leg with termites.
406. Yo momma's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.
407. Yo momma's got an afro with a turn signal.
408. Yo momma's got an eagles nest wig.
409. Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be
eating all the damn orders.
410. Yo momma's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.
411. Yo momma's got everything a man could want.
412. Yo momma's got fake hair fake eyes and fake nails talking bout she wants a
real man.
413. Yo momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
414. Yo momma's got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
415. Yo momma's got ingrown nipples.
416. Yo momma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
417. Yo momma's got more crack than Harlem.
418. Yo momma's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
419. Yo momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
420. Yo momma's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimming they call her
Bob.
421. Yo momma's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
422. Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the
Pointer Sisters.
423. Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
424. Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer
sisters.
425. Yo momma's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it.
426. Yo momma's got no legs and tried out for track.
427. Yo momma's got no neck talking bout how she's all choked up.
428. Yo momma's got one ear talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the
story.
429. Yo momma's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.
430. Yo momma's got one eye on the right and she's talkin bout Make this left.
431. Yo momma's got one eye one leg one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
432. Yo momma's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
433. Yo momma's got PlayDoh teeth.
434. Yo momma's got shark teeth.
435. Yo momma's got snakeskin teeth.
436. Yo momma's got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger.
437. Yo momma's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
438. Yo momma's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear
on.
439. Yo momma's got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail.
440. Yo momma's got so much dandruff she needs to defrost it before she combs
her hair.
441. Yo momma's got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of
Coconuts.
442. Yo momma's got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it.
443. Yo momma's got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got
Buckwheat in a headlock.
444. Yo momma's got so much weave AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
445. Yo momma's got so much weave when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
446. Yo momma's got three fingers and a banjo.
447. Yo momma's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
448. Yo momma's got three fingers talkin bout Gimme five.
449. Yo momma's got three teeth one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
450. Yo momma's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.
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