351. Yo momma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
352. Yo momma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
353. Yo momma's so poor she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
354. Yo momma's so poor she has to take the trash IN.
355. Yo momma's so poor she has to wear her McDonalds uniform to church.
356. Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice.
357. Yo momma's so poor she put a Slurpee on layaway with food stamps.
358. Yo momma's so poor she put free samples on layaway.
359. Yo momma's so poor she tried to use food stamps in soda machines.
360. Yo momma's so poor she was in Kmart with a box of Hefty bags I said What
are you doing? She said Buying luggage.
361. Yo momma's so poor she watches television on an EtchASketch.
362. Yo momma's so poor she waves an ice cube around and calls it Air
conditioning.
363. Yo momma's so poor she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
364. Yo momma's so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.
365. Yo momma's so poor that when I stepped on a monopoly dollar she said get of
my life savings.
366. Yo momma's so poor that when I walked into her house with a piece of bread
and droped a crumb on the floor she said now clap your hands and stomp your feet
praise the lord we got something to eat.
367. Yo momma's so poor the bank repossessed her cardboard box.
368. Yo momma's so poor the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider
shopping cart with a box on it.
369. Yo momma's so poor TV dinner trays are her good china.
370. Yo momma's so poor when I asked what was for dinner she pulled her
shoelaces off and said Spaghetti.
371. Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and
said DING DONG.
372. Yo momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush.
373. Yo momma's so poor when I sat on the couch a roach said Get the hell off I
pay rent.
374. Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her
what she was doing she said ain't you ever seen a mobile home?
375. Yo momma's so poor when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an
alley I asked her what she was doing she said Remodelling.
376. Yo momma's so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and
said Hey miss lost a shoe? she said Nope just found one.
377. Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on her doormat she said Hey you can't go
upstairs.
378. Yo momma's so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the
food stamps had run out.
379. Yo momma's so poor when I was taking family portraits for you and said
Cheese she went looking for the line.
380. Yo momma's so poor when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a
paper plate she said don't use the good china.
381. Yo momma's so poor when I went to use her bathroom I saw a roach sitting on
a Pepsi who said "Wait your turn".
382. Yo momma's so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate
from the kitchen and she growled don't use the good china.
383. Yo momma's so poor when yo family watches TV they go to Sears.
384. Yo momma's got a afro wit a chin strap.
385. Yo momma's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
386. Yo momma's got a glass eye talking bout she can see clearly now.
387. Yo momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
388. Yo momma's got a glass eye with a shade.
389. Yo momma's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
390. Yo momma's got a glass leg with KoolAid in it.
391. Yo momma's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.
392. Yo momma's got a house that's so dusty the Cockroaches drive around in Dune
Buggies.
393. Yo momma's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
394. Yo momma's got a long sleeved bra.
395. Yo momma's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
396. Yo momma's got a pair of high top flip flops.
397. Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
398. Yo momma's got a peg leg with a kickstand.
399. Yo momma's got a wait problem she can't wait to eat.
400. Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
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