251. Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a kid dress as a devil in Halloween she
thought she was in hell.
252. Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a Wrong Way sign in her rear-view mirror
she turned around.
253. Yo momma's so dumb when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and
threw it back.
254. Yo momma's so dumb when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport
Left she turned around and went home.
255. Yo momma's so dumb when she worked at McDonalds and someone ordered small
fries she said Hey Boss all the small ones are gone.
256. Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she
couldn't find the Any key.
257. Yo momma's so dumb when you she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you
sure its mine?
258. Yo momma's so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and
said Wow it comes with cable too.
259. Yo momma's so dumb you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her
ears.
260. Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is expired.
261. Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
262. Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
263. Yo momma's so old her memory is in black and white.
264. Yo momma's so old her social security card is in roman numerals.
265. Yo momma's so old her breasts squirt out powdered milk.
266. Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw Jesus.
267. Yo momma's so old i told her to act her age and she died.
268. Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her
odometer.
269. Yo momma's so old it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap danced on her face.
270. Yo momma's so old I've seen stale raisins with less wrinkles.
271. Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
272. Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noah's Ark.
273. Yo momma's so old she babysat for Jesus.
274. Yo momma's so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to
fight.
275. Yo momma's so old she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments.
276. Yo momma's So old she dated Moses.
277. Yo momma's so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license.
278. Yo momma's so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
279. Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
280. Yo momma's so old she has all the apostles in her black book.
281. Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible.
282. Yo momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
283. Yo momma's so old she knew Captain Crunch while he was still a private.
284. Yo momma's so old she knew Mr Clean when he had an afro.
285. Yo momma's so old she left her purse on Noah's ark.
286. Yo momma's so old she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
287. Yo momma's so old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
288. Yo momma's so old she owes Moses a quarter.
289. Yo momma's so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
290. Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age.
291. Yo momma's so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
292. Yo momma's so old she uses her hot flashes to heat her cup of Tea.
293. Yo momma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
294. Yo momma's so old she went to an antiques auction and three people bid on
her.
295. Yo momma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
296. Yo momma's so old that in the back seat of your car kids don't say Are we
there yet they scream Is she Dead yet.
297. Yo momma's so old that she had Jesus tattoo the ten commandments on her
back.
298. Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
299. Yo momma's So old she went blind from the big bang.
300. Yo momma's so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.
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