201. Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for
food.
202. Yo momma's so dumb she washes her hands in the toilet and craps in the
sink.
203. Yo momma's so dumb she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
204. Yo momma's so dumb she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she
said I think Ill take the physical challenge.
205. Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
206. Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
207. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
208. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen.
209. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney
World Left so she went home.
210. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.
211. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a pap smear.
212. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth.
213. Yo momma's so dumb she went to the McDonalds drive thru and drove through
the window.
214. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Target with a handful of darts and said lets
play.
215. Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked which
colors they had.
216. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really
green.
217. Yo momma's so dumb she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
218. Yo momma's so dumb she'd have to be twice as smart to become a halfwit.
219. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Shop Rite and shopped wrong.
220. Yo momma's so dumb that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
221. Yo momma's so dumb that she uses whiteout as her toothpaste.
222. Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a family reunion to look for a date.
223. Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
224. Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job application she put
Hooked on Phonics.
225. Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on.
226. Yo momma's so dumb that when the judge in the courtroom said Order she said
Fries and a coke please.
227. Yo momma's so dumb that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the
ocean.
228. Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
229. Yo momma's so dumb the worst six years of her life were grade three.
230. Yo momma's so dumb she likes to mop the carpet.
231. Yo momma's so dumb she lost her shadow.
232. Yo momma's so dumb she gave birth to you.
233. Yo momma's so dumb she gets lost in thought.
234. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample.
235. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
236. Yo momma's so dumb she ordered her sushi well done.
237. Yo momma's so dumb was born on Independence Day and can't remember her
birthday.
238. Yo momma's so dumb when asked on an application Sex? she marked M F and
sometimes Wednesday too.
239. Yo momma's so dumb when asked what a pronoun was she said a noun that gets
paid.
240. Yo momma's so dumb when her daughter had a hart attack she dialed 911 on
the microwave.
241. Yo momma's so dumb when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new
ones.
242. Yo momma's so dumb when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one she
said Ok but what's the teams?
243. Yo momma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got
toilet paper.
244. Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to squeal like a pig she said Moo.
245. Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to take the trash out, she moved.
246. Yo momma's so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver she said
cherry or grape?
247. Yo momma's so dumb when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore I said Guess
and she said Ah Levis?
248. Yo momma's so dumb when she locked her keys in the car it took her all day
to get yo family out.
249. Yo momma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like
Vroom Screech Vroom Screech.
250. Yo momma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below
the dotted line she put OK.
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