151. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
152. Yo momma's so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course.
153. Yo momma's so dumb she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
154. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
155. Yo momma's so dumb she thought if she woke up fast enough she could see her
self sleeping.
156. Yo momma's so dumb she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
157. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Keith Sweat was a Body Odor.
158. Yo momma's so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
159. Yo momma's so dumb she thought meow mix was music for cats.
160. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
161. Yo momma's so dumb she thought OJ Simpson some kind of fruit juice.
162. Yo momma's so dumb she thought she could get food stamps at the post
office.
163. Yo momma's so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
164. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
165. Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
166. Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was an island in the Caribbean.
167. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico.
168. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
169. Yo momma's so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
170. Yo momma's so dumb she thought the internet was something you catch fish
with.
171. Yo momma's so dumb she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the
television.
172. Yo momma's so dumb she thought WIC meant welfare is cool.
173. Yo momma's so dumb she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink.
174. Yo momma's so dumb she threw a rock the ground and missed.
175. Yo momma's so dumb she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she
couldn't read.
176. Yo momma's so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don't
Walk.
177. Yo momma's so dumb she took a coloring book with her to see The Color
Purple.
178. Yo momma's so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
179. Yo momma's so dumb she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a
hole in it.
180. Yo momma's so dumb she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
181. Yo momma's so dumb she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.
182. Yo momma's so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
183. Yo momma's so dumb she took lessons for a player piano.
184. Yo momma's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
185. Yo momma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed
for the season.
186. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement
window.
187. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building
but she got lost on the way down.
188. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her
foot.
189. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
190. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
191. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
192. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff.
193. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
194. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.
195. Yo momma's so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.
196. Yo momma's so dumb she used white out on a computer screen.
197. Yo momma's so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking.
198. Yo momma's so dumb she wants to be a blonde.
199. Yo momma's so dumb she was born on Halloween and can't remember her
birthday.
200. Yo momma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you
doing? and she said watching paper view.
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