1051. Yo momma's so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
1052. Yo momma's so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says Beware of Dog.
1053. Yo momma's so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup.
1054. Yo momma's so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent
exposure.
1055. Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and the police fined her for
mooning.
1056. Yo momma's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it
out with a fork.
1057. Yo momma's so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
1058. Yo momma's so ugly she made a blind man cry.
1059. Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.
1060. Yo momma's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
1061. Yo momma's so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
1062. Yo momma's so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein.
1063. Yo momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldnt even come back.
1064. Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out.
1065. Yo momma's so ugly she was on Ripley's Believe it or Not.
1066. Yo momma's so ugly she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.
1067. Yo momma's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
1068. Yo momma's so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
1069. Yo momma's so ugly she's never seen herself cause the mirrors keep
breaking.
1070. Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event she would be the
dream team.
1071. Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a high-rise.
1072. Yo momma's so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no
professionals.
1073. Yo momma's so ugly that when I put my butt out the window and she put her
face out the window people thought we were twins.
1074. Yo momma's so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her
head because they're afraid of her face.
1075. Yo momma's so ugly that when she went out the zoo the zookeeper said Get
back to your cage.
1076. Yo momma's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass.
1077. Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
1078. Yo momma's so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her I
pinned a tail on it.
1079. Yo momma's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit
by a train.
1080. Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
1081. Yo momma's so ugly the ProLifers would make an exception in her case.
1082. Yo momma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
1083. Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for
Star Wars.
1084. Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
1085. Yo momma's so ugly they gave her a middle name: accident.
1086. Yo momma's so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped
the clock.
1087. Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
1088. Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled.
1089. Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
1090. Yo momma's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
1091. Yo momma's so ugly you have to put her in the kennel when we go on
vacation.
1092. Yo momma's so ugly when born the doctors had to fit her incubator with
tinted windows.
1093. Yo momma's so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers it had a hook in it.
1094. Yo momma's so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down.
1095. Yo momma's so ugly when she moved into the projects all her neighbors
chipped in for curtains.
1096. Yo momma's so ugly when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
1097. Yo momma's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four
big toes.
1098. Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say
Wow is it Halloween already?
1099. Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen the rats jump on the
table and start screaming.
1100. Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the
surveillance cameras.
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