1001. Yo momma's so stinky dogs like to roll around on her.
1002. Yo momma's so stinky the coroner picked her up while she was sleeping.
1003. Yo momma's so tall she did a push up and burned her back on the sun.
1004. Yo momma's so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
1005. Yo momma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
1006. Yo momma's so ugly looks like she was hit by the whole ugly tree.
1007. Yo momma's so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her.
1008. Yo momma's so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her.
1009. Yo momma's so ugly even the tide wont take her out.
1010. Yo momma's so ugly for Christmas they hang her and kiss the mistletoe.
1011. Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone.
1012. Yo momma's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breast
feed.
1013. Yo momma's so ugly her Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have
to kiss her goodbye.
1014. Yo momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order.
1015. Yo momma's so ugly her face can stop a sun dial.
1016. Yo momma's so ugly her face is like a peice of modern art, you can't tell
what it is.
1017. Yo momma's so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the
dogs to play with her.
1018. Yo momma's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
1019. Yo momma's so ugly her pillow cries at night.
1020. Yo momma's so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks.
1021. Yo momma's so ugly her shadow gave up.
1022. Yo momma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
1023. Yo momma's so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
1024. Yo momma's so ugly I said her name at the dinner table and my mom said
shhh not when we are eating.
1025. Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a
job application.
1026. Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a
pay check.
1027. Yo momma's so ugly I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said
Thanks for bringing her back.
1028. Yo momma's so ugly if she were a scarecrow the corn would run away.
1029. Yo momma's so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
1030. Yo momma's so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture
would be next to it.
1031. Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle
they put it around her neck.
1032. Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit
every branch on the way down.
1033. Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
1034. Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born her momma said What a treasure
and her father said Yes lets go bury it.
1035. Yo momma's so ugly kids dress up as her for Halloween.
1036. Yo momma's so ugly Medusa is jealous.
1037. Yo momma's so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away.
1038. Yo momma's so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her.
1039. Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their basements to scare the
rats away.
1040. Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios
don't get stolen.
1041. Yo momma's so ugly she can look up a camels butt and scare the hump off of
it.
1042. Yo momma's so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.
1043. Yo momma's so ugly she could scare Cujo off a meat truck.
1044. Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper.
1045. Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock.
1046. Yo momma's so ugly Rice Krispies wont talk to her.
1047. Yo momma's so ugly roaches go Hi mom.
1048. Yo momma's so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick but with THE ugly
log.
1049. Yo momma's so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick she ran through
the whole damn forest.
1050. Yo momma's so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
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