951. Yo momma's so short she can do back flips under her bed.
952. Yo momma's so short she can play handball on the curb.
953. Yo momma's so short she did a suicide jump off the curve.
954. Yo momma's so short she gotta slamdunk her bus fare.
955. Yo momma's so short she has to cuff her underwear.
956. Yo momma's so short she has to jump to touch the ground.
957. Yo momma's so short she has to reach up to tie her shoe.
958. Yo momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
959. Yo momma's so short she models for trophies.
960. Yo momma's so short that she has to hold up a sign that says don't spit I
can't swim.
961. Yo momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
962. Yo momma's so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese.
963. Yo momma's so skinny instead of calling her your parent you call her
transparent.
964. Yo momma's so skinny she can dodge rain drops.
965. Yo momma's so skinny she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
966. Yo momma's so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet.
967. Yo momma's so skinny she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a
shadow.
968. Yo momma's so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
969. Yo momma's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
970. Yo momma's so skinny she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
971. Yo momma's so skinny you can save her from drowning by tossing her a
Cheerio.
972. Yo momma's so skinny you could blindfold her with dental floss.
973. Yo momma's so slow I could beat her in a race even if I was asleep.
974. Yo momma's so slow I run laps around her.
975. Yo momma's so slow I walk faster then she runs.
976. Yo momma's so slow she can't catch a turtle.
977. Yo momma's so slow she can't even catch her own breath.
978. Yo momma's so slow she forgets what she is thinking before she even think
of it.
979. Yo momma's so slow she has not even signed up for the race yet and its
already over.
980. Yo momma's so slow she hasn't even started.
981. Yo momma's so slow she is still at home.
982. Yo momma's so slow she is still being born.
983. Yo momma's so slow she is still finishing yesterdays race.
984. Yo momma's so slow she is still on the first word of this insult.
985. Yo momma's so slow she makes a turtle look fast.
986. Yo momma's so slow she makes the DMV seem fast.
987. Yo momma's so slow she needs the car just to go check the mail box.
988. Yo momma's so smelly even sewer rats get outta her way.
989. Yo momma's so smelly her poo is glad to escape.
990. Yo momma's so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup.
991. Yo momma's so smelly she was playing in my Sand Box and the cat came along
and buried her.
992. Yo momma's so smelly so the government make her wear a Biohazard warning.
993. Yo momma's so smelly that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer.
994. Yo momma's so smelly that standing next to a skunk the skunk smells sweet.
995. Yo momma's so smelly that the gasmask became a fashion statement.
996. Yo momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectant.
997. Yo momma's so smelly that when you was being born the doctors and nurses
all had to wear oxygen masks.
998. Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and
Ban come off strike.
999. Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and
Secret told it all.
1000. Yo momma's so stinky she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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