51. Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice.
52. Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to the shop cause it had a
hole in it.
53. Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
54. Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some.
55. Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly.
56. Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house.
57. Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk.
58. Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe.
59. Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars.
60. Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the
other side.
61. Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
62. Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.
63. Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade.
64. Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book.
65. Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I
gave her two guesses.
66. Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't
find the 11 button in 911.
67. Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster.
68. Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about.
69. Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school.
70. Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of
it.
71. Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all
the W&Ws.
72. Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got
mugged.
73. Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants.
74. Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
75. Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the
floor.
76. Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top
down.
77. Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
78. Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink.
79. Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell
commercial.
80. Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
81. Yo momma's so dumb she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her
brain.
82. Yo momma's so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
83. Yo momma's so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals.
84. Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she
thought her maxi pad had wings.
85. Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer:
white out is on the screen.
86. Yo momma's so dumb she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
87. Yo momma's so dumb she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.
88. Yo momma's so dumb she makes a chimp look smart.
89. Yo momma's so dumb she makes blondes look smart.
90. Yo momma's so dumb she makes Bush look smart.
91. Yo momma's so dumb she makes me feel dumber just talking to her.
92. Yo momma's so dumb she makes the rest of the world seem smarter.
93. Yo momma's so dumb she makes toast in the freezer.
94. Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy.
95. Yo momma's so dumb she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
96. Yo momma's so dumb she needs twice as much sense to be a halfwit.
97. Yo momma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did.
98. Yo momma's so dumb she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a
curb.
99. Yo momma's so dumb she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said Hold
the cheese.
100. Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs
wrong.
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