901. Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
902. Yo momma's so fat when she sits in a chair the rolls on her legs cover her
feet like a blanket.
903. Yo momma's so fat when she sits in the classroom she sits next to everyone.
904. Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
905. Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells Stampede.
906. Yo momma's so fat when she tries to get outta bed she rocks herself back to
sleep.
907. Yo momma's so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back
party.
908. Yo momma's so fat when she was born she didn't get a birth certificate she
got blue prints.
909. Yo momma's so fat when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled
something burning.
910. Yo momma's so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt helicopters try to
land on her back.
911. Yo momma's so fat when she wears a purple sweater people call her Barney.
912. Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people run after her and
call Taxi.
913. Yo momma's so fat when she went to the Rose Parade everyone thought she was
a float.
914. Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it people thought it
was American Airlines biggest jet.
915. Yo momma's so fat when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted
she said the one on the roof.
916. Yo momma's so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet she
couldn't identify them.
917. Yo momma's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
918. Yo momma's so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
919. Yo momma's so fat you can use her ass as a slippery slide.
920. Yo momma's so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.
921. Yo momma's so fat she has stretch marks on her teeth.
922. Yo momma's so fat that she was asked to star as the whale in the movie Moby
Dick.
923. Yo momma's so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper.
924. Yo momma's so flat she's jealous of the wall.
925. Yo momma's so dumb that if you told her papa was a rolling stone she'd tell
her momma to put Mick Jagger on child support.
926. Yo momma's so nasty I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.
927. Yo momma's so cheap she washes paper plates.
928. Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor said put her back she ain't
done yet.
929. Yo momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.
930. Yo momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime
from a bacon sausage and egg fry up.
931. Yo momma's so greasy McDonalds uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
932. Yo momma's so greasy she sweats butter syrup, excretes jam, and has a full
time job at the Pancake Palace wiping pancakes across her forehead.
933. Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys oil from her.
934. Yo momma's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
935. Yo momma's so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture.
936. Yo momma's so hairy Jane Goodall follows her around.
937. Yo momma's so hairy looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.
938. Yo momma's so hairy she got in my car and it looked like I had tinted
windows.
939. Yo momma's So hairy she shaves with a weedwacker.
940. Yo momma's So lazy she doesn't walk in her sleep she hitch hikes.
941. Yo momma's so lazy she thinks a two income family is where yo daddy has two
jobs.
942. Yo momma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote.
943. Yo momma's so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
944. Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
945. Yo momma's so nasty I called her to say hello and she ended up giving me an
ear infection.
946. Yo momma's so nasty I need to go wash my eyes.
947. Yo momma's so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
948. Yo momma's so nasty she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
949. Yo momma's so nasty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
950. Yo momma's so nasty when I went to your house said whats for dinner put her
foot up on the table and said Corn.
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