851. Yo momma's so fat that when she walks across the living room the radio
skips.
852. Yo momma's so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch
marks.
853. Yo momma's so fat that when she went on a scale it reads To Infinity and
Beyond.
854. Yo momma's so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away
and told their parents that a whale escaped.
855. Yo momma's so fat that when u were born they had to send out a search party
to find you.
856. Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
857. Yo momma's so fat the body snatchers called home for backup.
858. Yo momma's so fat the circus use her as a trampoline.
859. Yo momma's so fat the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.
860. Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution Wide Turn.
861. Yo momma's so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
862. Yo momma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
863. Yo momma's so fat the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is
the dressing rooms.
864. Yo momma's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is
the door.
865. Yo momma's so fat the only thing thats attracted to her is gravity.
866. Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the
other side to get her through.
867. Yo momma's so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all-you-can-eat
buffet.
868. Yo momma's so fat they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her
belt loops.
869. Yo momma's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through
a tunnel when they want to clean it.
870. Yo momma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
871. Yo momma's so fat she's in shape, round.
872. Yo momma's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we
dressed her as a Chevrolet.
873. Yo momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up.
874. Yo momma's so fat when brought her dress to the cleaners the people said
sorry we don't do curtains.
875. Yo momma's so fat when I yell KoolAid she comes crashing through the wall.
876. Yo momma's so fat when it says all-you-can-eat it still ain't enough.
877. Yo momma's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got
the part as the big rolling ball.
878. Yo momma's so fat when she bends over we enter Daylight Saving Time.
879. Yo momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
880. Yo momma's so fat when she comes down the stairs she measures on the
Richter scale.
881. Yo momma's so fat when she crosses the street cars look out for her.
882. Yo momma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
883. Yo momma's so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
884. Yo momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to
get up again.
885. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu she
gets an estimate.
886. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders Thank You
Come Again.
887. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride
HER.
888. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an office they tell her to pull up a
sofa.
889. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks
Where can I try that on?
890. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
891. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the drycleaners and hands in her
underwear they say sorry no parachutes accepted.
892. Yo momma's so fat when she jumps into the pool the other swimmers can go
surfing.
893. Yo momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.
894. Yo momma's so fat when she opens the Fridge it says I give up.
895. Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a My Size Meal at McDonalds they gave
her the key to the store.
896. Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the
ocean.
897. Yo momma's so fat when she played hide-and-go-seek she hid behind a water
tower.
898. Yo momma's so fat when she ran away they had to put her picture on the milk
truck.
899. Yo momma's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon it looks like she's
wearing tights.
900. Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a TV it turned into a flat screen.
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