801. Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her Sorry we
don't do livestock.
802. Yo momma's so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a
submarine.
803. Yo momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it said one at a time please.
804. Yo momma's so fat she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
805. Yo momma's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said
H D.
806. Yo momma's so fat she sweats Crisco.
807. Yo momma's so fat she takes baths in swimming pools.
808. Yo momma's so fat she takes posters not pictures.
809. Yo momma's so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
810. Yo momma's so fat she thinks Church's Chickens a holy place.
811. Yo momma's so fat she thought gravy was a beverage.
812. Yo momma's so fat she tried to get an all over tan and the sun burned out.
813. Yo momma's so fat she tripped on Wal-Mart fell over Kmart and landed right
on Target.
814. Yo momma's so fat she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.
815. Yo momma's so fat she uses a laptop as a cell phone.
816. Yo momma's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
817. Yo momma's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth.
818. Yo momma's so fat she uses C++++.
819. Yo momma's so fat she uses navy ships as jet skis.
820. Yo momma's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
821. Yo momma's so fat she uses sleeping bags for leg warmers.
822. Yo momma's so fat she uses the carpet as a blanket.
823. Yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections.
824. Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
825. Yo momma's so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the
doctor gave her 17 years to live.
826. Yo momma's so fat she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed
her as a New World.
827. Yo momma's so fat she was in the New York Times last week on page 5 6 7 8
and 9.
828. Yo momma's so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
829. Yo momma's so fat she wears a hula hoop for a belly button ring.
830. Yo momma's so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
831. Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
832. Yo momma's so fat she wears a sign that says Caution Wide Turn.
833. Yo momma's so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
834. Yo momma's so fat she went on a light diet, and as soon as its light she
starts eating.
835. Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craigs and they said we asked for your
weight not your phone number.
836. Yo momma's so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
837. Yo momma's so fat she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
838. Yo momma's so fat she's got her own zip code.
839. Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
840. Yo momma's so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
841. Yo momma's so fat she's on both side of the family.
842. Yo momma's so fat she's once twice three times a lady.
843. Yo momma's so fat she's taller lying down.
844. Yo momma's so fat someone tries to take a picture of her with a digital
camera and it read Not Enough Space.
845. Yo momma's so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress.
846. Yo momma's so fat that she needs a solar panel to see her reflection.
847. Yo momma's so fat that she went to the beach, dove, and the Asians said
tsunami.
848. Yo momma's so fat that she would have been in ET but when she rode the bike
across the moon she caused an eclipse.
849. Yo momma's so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was
cracking up.
850. Yo momma's so fat that when she put on a white jacket everybody yells look
its the Michelin Man.
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