701. Yo momma's so fat she bungee jumped and fell straight to Hell.
702. Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't
change.
703. Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
704. Yo momma's so fat she has to have you tie her shoes for her.
705. Yo momma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
706. Yo momma's so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
707. Yo momma's so fat she could be the eighth continent.
708. Yo momma's so fat she could sell shade.
709. Yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
710. Yo momma's so fat she did a back flip and landed on the moon.
711. Yo momma's so fat she DJs for the ice cream truck.
712. Yo momma's so fat she doesn't have love handles she has a roll bar.
713. Yo momma's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins she eats Wheat Thicks.
714. Yo momma's so fat she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
715. Yo momma's so fat she don't wear a GString she wears an A B C D E F G
String.
716. Yo momma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
717. Yo momma's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
718. Yo momma's so fat she eats desert out of a Trash Can lid.
719. Yo momma's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
720. Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and third.
721. Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon.
722. Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
723. Yo momma's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled Land Ho.
724. Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the
water.
725. Yo momma's so fat she freebases ham.
726. Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and
oh-my-god-it's-coming-toward-us.
727. Yo momma's so fat she gets runs in her jeans.
728. Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams.
729. Yo momma's so fat she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tac's.
730. Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says Okay.
731. Yo momma's so fat she got a gravitational pull.
732. Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen.
733. Yo momma's so fat she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen.
734. Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
735. Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
736. Yo momma's so fat she got tired climbing the escalator.
737. Yo momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
738. Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
739. Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
740. Yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean.
741. Yo momma's so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black
hole.
742. Yo momma's so fat she has a part-time job as a trampoline.
743. Yo momma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
744. Yo momma's so fat she has all the caterers on speed dial.
745. Yo momma's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas English
Muffin.
746. Yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
747. Yo momma's so fat she has TB: Two bellies.
748. Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears.
749. Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio
station.
750. Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
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