651. Yo momma's so fat her belly button has got an echo.
652. Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion
machine.
653. Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator.
654. Yo momma's so fat her big toe got stuck in the cat flap.
655. Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu.
656. Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad.
657. Yo momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
658. Yo momma's so fat her car is made out of spandex.
659. Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
660. Yo momma's so fat her doctor is a grounds keeper.
661. Yo momma's so fat her drivers license says Picture continued on other side.
662. Yo momma's so fat her favorite food is seconds.
663. Yo momma's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent.
664. Yo momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
665. Yo momma's so fat her nickname is Damn.
666. Yo momma's so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get baptized.
667. Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.
668. Yo momma's so fat her skates went flat.
669. Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its
time to eat.
670. Yo momma's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
671. Yo momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks.
672. Yo momma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph.
673. Yo momma's so fat I can't see around her.
674. Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat.
675. Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.
676. Yo momma's so fat I saw her in New York and when I told my friend in LA
he'd seen her too.
677. Yo momma's So fat I shot her and Crisco came out.
678. Yo momma's so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas.
679. Yo momma's so fat I think its a new world record.
680. Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the
guys word for it.
681. Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds she could get group
insurance.
682. Yo momma's so fat if she were an airplane she'd be a jumbo jet.
683. Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load.
684. Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
685. Yo momma's so fat it takes a year to download her picture.
686. Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still haven't seen ALL
of her.
687. Yo momma's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo people
walked by and said Look at the elephant.
688. Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
689. Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.
690. Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
691. Yo momma's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone
layer.
692. Yo momma's so fat no one can talk behind her back.
693. Yo momma's so fat on each of her butt cheeks she has Place Your Ad Here
printed.
694. Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf.
695. Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
696. Yo momma's so fat one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and
the children began yelling Hey the School Bus is here.
697. Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
698. Yo momma's so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet, she's all like
Whatever yo eating I'll try it.
699. Yo momma's so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree.
700. Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
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