601. Yo momma's so big she roller-skates on busses.
602. Yo momma's so big she thought Barnum and Bailey were clothing designers.
603. Yo momma's so big she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
604. Yo momma's so big she uses big bird as a rubber ducky.
605. Yo momma's so big she uses bowling balls for earrings.
606. Yo momma's so big she uses I95 for a Slip n Slide.
607. Yo momma's so big she uses the interstate for a Slip n Slide.
608. Yo momma's so big she wears two watches one for each time zone.
609. Yo momma's so big she whistles bass.
610. Yo momma's so big that her graduation picture had to be an aerial view.
611. Yo momma's so big that she climbed Mt Fuji with one step.
612. Yo momma's so big that they had to change One size fits all to One size
fits most.
613. Yo momma's so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she
was walking or rolling.
614. Yo momma's so big when she bent down to tie her shoes her face got burnt
from re-entry.
615. Yo momma's so big when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the
tide.
616. Yo momma's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to
everybody.
617. Yo momma's so big when she stands up the sun goes out.
618. Yo momma's so big when she took a trip to China the Chinese people screamed
"GODZILLA!!".
619. Yo momma's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly
they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
620. Yo momma's so big when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her
to wear white.
621. Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
622. Yo momma's so fat when I watch TV and she walks in front of it I miss 3
episodes of my show.
623. Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky.
624. Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her
children.
625. Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall.
626. Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a
week.
627. Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a
contractor.
628. Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used Saturn's ring as a hula hoop.
629. Yo momma's so fat and her back so crooked when she lays down people say I
didn't know we had mountains.
630. Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said let there be light he told her
to move her fat ass out of the way.
631. Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they stand next
to each other and make the number 10.
632. Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ.
633. Yo momma's so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump because
she kept eating the box of chocolates.
634. Yo momma's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires
pop.
635. Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hide-n-seek just seek.
636. Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
637. Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off.
638. Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires.
639. Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
640. Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
641. Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.
642. Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
643. Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday.
644. Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil.
645. Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey.
646. Yo momma's so fat folk exercise by jogging around her.
647. Yo momma's so fat God created her and on the seventh day he rested.
648. Yo momma's so fat her ass has its own congressman.
649. Yo momma's so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
650. Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesn't have lint it has sweaters
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