501. Yo momma's has a short arm and can't applaude.
502. Yo momma's has a short leg and walks in circles.
503. Yo momma's has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back.
504. Yo momma's has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
505. Yo momma's has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
506. Yo momma's has no arms and bought a vest.
507. Yo momma's has one arm and swims in circles.
508. Yo momma's has one arm and when she fights the announcer says She throws a
right a right and another right.
509. Yo momma's has one hand and a Clapper.
510. Yo momma's has one leg and a bicycle.
511. Yo momma's has one leg and swims in circles.
512. Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her Chopper One.
513. Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her DrillBit.
514. Yo momma's has one tooth in the front and one tooth in the back talkin bout
let me get a bite.
515. Yo momma's has so many varicose veins her body could double as a road map.
516. Yo momma's has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it.
517. Yo momma's has so much wax in her ears I stuck a QTip in and pulled out a
Sugar Daddy.
518. Yo momma's head so big it shows up on radar.
519. Yo momma's head so big she don't have dreams she have movies.
520. Yo momma's head so big she has to step into her shirts.
521. Yo momma's head so fat she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
522. Yo momma's head so little could wear fruit loops as head rags.
523. Yo momma's head so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.
524. Yo momma's head so small she use a teabag as a pillow.
525. Yo momma's head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
526. Yo momma's hips are so big people set their drinks on them.
527. Yo momma's house so damned cold the roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
528. Yo momma's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies.
529. Yo momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
530. Yo momma's house so small her washcloth makes wall to wall carpeting.
531. Yo momma's house so small she can't even order a large pizza.
532. Yo momma's house so small that I put my Key in the door lock and broke the
freakin back window.
533. Yo momma's house so small the doormat just says WEL.
534. Yo momma's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
535. I don't mean to be mean but yo momma needs Listerine not a sip not a
swallow but the whole damn bottle.
536. I get up faster then yo momma's falls.
537. I got notin bad to say about yo momma, heck her face says it all.
538. I got on the train last night they had a new sign up reading Maximum
Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo momma.
539. I heard that yo momma is on the warpath, she lost a finger and now can't
count past 9.
540. I saw yo momma kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing
and she said moving.
541. I was speaking to your parents they told me you was such an ugly baby they
had to feed you with a slingshot.
542. I was walking down the street with yo momma and they started shooting they
said hit the dirt and everyone jumped on back.
543. If my dog had a face as ugly as yo momma's I'd shave his ass and make him
walk backwards.
544. Yo momma's in a wheelchair and says You ain't gonna push me round no more.
545. Yo momma's is not really so bad I hear she would give you the hair off her
back.
546. Yo momma's is twice the man you are.
547. Yo momma's is ugly she is ugly as sin.
548. Yo momma's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat and a banana they'd stick
her in a zoo..
549. Yo momma's legs are so short she can swing them from a curve.
550. Yo momma's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter.
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