1. Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers.
2. Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noah's Ark.
3. Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone.
4. Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs
wrong.
5. Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice.
6. Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
7. Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice.
8. Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey.
9. Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs.
10. Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
11. Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm .
12. Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me
recipes.
13. Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put
Sagitarius.
14. Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles.
15. Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
16. Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE.
17. Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square because she forgot to take the
Kleenex out of the box.
18. Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
19. Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer.
20. Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front.
21. Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.
22. Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is.
23. Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on
the other side.
24. Yo momma's so dumb I put a Scratch N' Sniff sticker on the bottom of the
pool and she drowned.
25. Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino.
26. Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a
bowl.
27. Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the Superbowl and she ran and got a
spoon.
28. Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
29. Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing
and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
30. Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an
envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail.
31. Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen
her since.
32. Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record.
33. Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she
went looking for it.
34. Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a
ladder.
35. Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if
I had anything written by Bart.
36. Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldn't have enough to blow
her nose.
37. Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a
flea mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop.
38. Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get
change.
39. Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get
change.
40. Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
41. Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact
she put 911.
42. Yo momma's so dumb people were asking her for crack and she bent over and
said here.
43. Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny.
44. Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it
was broken.
45. Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper.
46. Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess
so she said Levis.
47. Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she
said What does yield mean?
48. Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what's that letter after X and I said Y she
said Cause I want to know.
49. Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
50. Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at
home.
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