Q: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: 1, she holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.
A2: 2, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daddy.
A3: 6, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.
A4: 7, one to change it, and six to go out and buy more Diet Pepsi.
A5: 65, one to change it, and 64 to sing and clap.
Q: Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.
Q: What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
A: "Attention K-mart shoppers."
Q: Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
A: So she can fantasize about shopping.
Q: What is a sorority girls favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale's.
Q: What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.
Q: What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
A1: Lake Placid.
A2: The Dead Sea.
Q: How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
A: She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.
Q: What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.
Q: How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
A: Marry her.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A: A circus is a cunning array of stunts.
Q: How is a sorority girl like a vacuum?
A: They both suck.
Q2: How are they different?
A1: You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
A2: You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
A3: When a vacuum cleaner is full of shit, it's easy to dump the old bag.
A4: A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
A5: A vacuum cleaner can't suck start a Harley.
Q: How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
A1: Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.
A2: Turn the chair over, and put one on each leg.
Q: What's the difference between a sorority track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: The tribe of sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: What does a sorority girl make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Q: Why does a sorority girl wear a gold diaphragm?
A: So her boyfriend will think he's coming into money.
Q: What did the sorority girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority girl?
A: A prostitute says, "Are you done yet?", a nymphomaniac says, "You're done already?", and a sorority girl says, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a sorority girl says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
Q: What do you call 24 sorority girls walking down the street?
A: A case of Schlitz.
Q: What is foreplay for a sorority girl?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: How does a sorority girl commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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