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Let's play horse. I'll be the front end, and you be yourself.
Cheer up! You will lose your looks when you get older.
You make Medusa look like a supermodel.
My God! You're ugly! I bet that your mother had to be drunk to breast feed you.
With a body like yours, they'd pay you to put your clothes on in strip joints.
Moonlight becomes you - especially during an eclipse.
Her husband takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her
goodbye.
You have a face that only a mother could love, and even she throws up every time
she sees it.
He has a Roman nose - it roams all over his face.
You were such an ugly baby your mother had to hang a pork chop around your neck
to get the dog to play with you.
Did a horse kick you in the face?
Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Look, it's John Merrick's love-child!
Bank Robbers give you their masks to wear.
You're so pimply that a blind man could read your face in Braille.
I've seen people as ugly as you before, but I always had to pay admission!
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I bet your mother has a loud bark.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
That face would make a freight train take a dirt road!
I heard you went to the butcher and asked for a pounds worth of dog meat and he
asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
When she walks past a butcher shop they throw her a bone.
You have got that far away look - the farther away you get, the better you look!
I heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve dogs just so they
could bring you along.
You are dark and handsome. When it's dark, you are handsome.
I've seen better faces on a clock, and even then a cuckoo came out.
Ah, the flower of womanhood! You look more like the stem.
I've seen better faces on a pirate's flag.
Would you mind looking at me? I've got the hiccups.
You look like you've been pulled backward through a knothole.
You look like you've been rode hard and put away wet.
You wear so much makeup, that you leave a clown imprint on your pillowcase.
You know what I like about your face? Me neither.
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