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She's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
She's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain.
She's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
She's so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss.
She's so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
She's so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
She's so fat, she don't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY.
She's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
She's so fat, when she sweats, people wear raincoats around her.
She's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her I.Q.
She's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing HER peanuts.
She's so fat, it say on her driver's license "Picture continued on back."
She's so fat, NASA orbits a satellite around her.
She's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts.
She's so fat, she runs on diesel.
She's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
She's so fat, she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship.
She's so fat, she won Miss Bessie the Cow, 96.
She's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
She's so fat, the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her.
She's so fat, to her, 'light food' means under four tons.
She's so fat, when she's in a Jacuzzi, she makes her own gravy.
She's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing her fat ass.
She's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada.
She's so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for damages.
She's so fat, she had her ears pierced with a harpoon.
She's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper.
She's so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks and hula hoops to hold them up.
She's so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
She's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper.
She's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on her in 1969.
She's so fat, she has to be fed by slingshot.
She's so fat, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed three commercials. |
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