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She's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel
when they want to clean it.
She's so fat, when she went to Sea World, she came out with a paycheck.
She's so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping.
She's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit
the ground.
She's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
She's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
She's so fat, the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
She's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it says, "We don't do herds of
cattle!"
She's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of
the car!"
She's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..."
She's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
She's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky.
She's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and it made a dollar.
She's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
She's so fat, her senior pictures had to be aerial views.
She's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
She's so fat, she left the house in high heels and when she came back, she had
on flip flops.
She's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
She's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
She's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks.
She's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
She's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other
side just to get her through.
She's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up
again.
She's so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips.
She's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.
She's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
She's so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
She's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist, they
spelled out "boulevard."
She's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
She's so fat, she has her own brand of jeans: FA - Fat Ass Jeans.
She's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something
burning.
She's so fat, she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the
moon, she caused an eclipse.
She's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" |
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