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She's so fat, she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
She's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo.
She's so fat, she roller skates on busses.
She's so fat, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
She's so fat, she played hide n' seek and hid behind the Himalayas.
She's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps.
She's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
She's so fat, she has to use a VCR as a beeper.
She's so fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks like a
pager.
She's so fat, her nickname is "Mount Everest!"
She's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
She's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
She's so fat, I have to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on
her good side.
She's so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop.
She's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions.
She's so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her.
She's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an
estimate.
She's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
She's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders everything on the menu,
including "Thank You, Come Again."
She's so fat, when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet, they have to install
speed bumps.
She's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call, "Taxi!"
She's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
She's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a sign that said, "Caution! Wide
Turn!"
She's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane, it gives her the green arrow.
She's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed
her as a Chevrolet.
She's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new
world.
She's so fat, when she wears one of those X-Jackets, helicopters try to land on
her back.
She's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
She's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
She's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
She's so fat, when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun.
She's so fat, her shoes have to have license plates.
She's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. |
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