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She's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light
bulb.
She's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
She's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
She's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
She's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
She's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
She's so fat, when she comes down the stairs, she measures on the Richter scale.
She's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
She's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
She's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she FILLS UP the tub.
She's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer.
She's so fat, she looks like The Michelin Man man on steroids.
She's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
She's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to
each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"
She's so fat, she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are
family!"
She's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
She's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the
dressing rooms.
She's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
She's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
She's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
She's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus.
She's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater, people call her "Barney."
She's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs cover her feet
like a blanket.
She's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake
Michigan.
She's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
She's so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking
or rolling.
She's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
She's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
She's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought she was
American Airlines' biggest jet.
She's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
She's so fat, she was lifting up her rolls, and a car fell out.
She's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill three cows just to make her a pair of
shoes.
She's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without
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