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She's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams.
She's so fat, she keeps her extra change in one of her folds.
She's so fat, when you make love to her, you never make love to the same fold
twice.
She so fat, when steps on the scale it reads "What did I ever do to you?"
She's so fat, NASA hauls her to the top of a tower, pushes her off, she falls
300 feet, hits a board and launches the space shuttle.
She's so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
She's so fat, she put on a gray dress, and an Admiral boarded her.
She's so fat, she can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change.
She's so fat, she's taller lying down.
She's so fat, when she works at the theater, she works as the screen.
She's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first perpetual motion machine.
She's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
She's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor
gave her five YEARS to live.
She's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around he.
She's so fat, she could sell shade.
She's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
She's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
She's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
She's so fat, I got to take three steps back just to see all of her.
She's so fat, her ass has its own Congressman.
She's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
She's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
She's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she sees the big top and asks, "Where
can I try that on?"
She's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we
don't do curtains."
She's so fat, when she goes to the circus, she takes up all the rings.
She's so fat, "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt
cheeks.
She's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
She's so fat, when she leaves the beach, everybody shouts, "The coast is clear!"
She's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
She's so fat, she went on a light diet - as soon as it's light, she starts
eating.
She's so fat, she's on a seafood diet - whenever she sees food, she eats it.
She's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
She's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half French. |
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