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Yogi Berra's been an inspiration to me - not only because
of his baseball skills but, of course, for the enduring mark he left on the
English language. Some of the press corps even think he might be my
speechwriter.
- George W. Bush
Are you with the Chinese press? Your English is perfect. You speak better
English than I do.
- George W. Bush, to a Chinese reporter
Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.
- Dylan Thomas
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
- Oscar Levant
I'm not smart enough to lie.
- Ronald Reagan
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I
went along with them.
- Calvin Coolidge
I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
- Ed Koch
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it.
- Victor Mature
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can
leave.
- Burt Reynolds
I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring.
- Tom Waits
I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one.
- Norman Mailer
There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.
- Pat Boone
I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
- Charles Laughton
I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in
an old clothes closet.
- David Niven
My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.
- W. H. Auden
I have eyes like those of a dead pig.
- Marlon Brando
I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked,
the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer.
- Sylvester Stallone
I guess I look like a rock quarry that someone has dynamited.
- Charles Bronson
My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd
get the girl but not the part. Now I get the part but not the girl.
- Michael Caine
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm
in here when you're walking around like that?"
- Robin Williams
I could have been a much bigger fool than I am now, but I lacked ambition.
- Tony Blackburn
He slept beneath the moon
He basked beneath the sun;
He lived a life of going-to-do,
And died with nothing done.
- James Albery's epitaph for himself
I spent all day yesterday hitting myself. You see, I hate everybody and I'm no
exception.
- Tony Blackburn
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have
the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
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