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Philosophers
A philosopher is a person who gives other people advice about troubles he hasn't had.
- William R. Lewis

Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.
- Robert Zend

I got an A in philosophy because I proved that my professor didn't exist.
- Judy Tenmuta

I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schulz

If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.
- John Rich

Organic Life, we are told, has developed gradually from the protozoon to the philosopher and this development, we are assured, is indubitably an advance. Unfortunately it is the philosopher, not the protozoon, who gives us this assurance.
- Bertrand Russell

When he who hears doesn't understand him who speaks, and when he who speaks doesn't know what he himself means - that is philosophy.
- Voltaire

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
- Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero
     

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