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She's about as sexy as a Venetian blind.
- Madonna, on Sinead O'Connor
The instant asphalt Elvis from Philadelphia.
- Fred Schuers on Fabian
He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy, and a food-mixer making
pur?e of his tonsils.
- Paul Lester on Jon Bon Jovi
He sang like a hinge.
- Ethel Merman on Cole Porter
You ain't goin' nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck.
- Jim Denny (Manager of the Grand Ole Opry), firing Elvis Presley after one
performance, September 25, 1954
The singer will have to go.
- Eric Easton (new manager of the Rolling Stones), assessing Mick Jagger's value
to the group, 1963
Sleeping with George Michael would be like having sex with a
groundhog.
- Boy George
Presley sounded like Jayne Mansfield looked - blowsy and loud and
low.
- Julie Burchill, on Elvis Presley
He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair.
- Boy George, on Prince,
Even the deaf would be traumatized by prolonged exposure to the most hideous
croak in Western culture. Richards' voice is simply horrible.
- Nick Coleman on Keith Richards
He was so mean it hurt him to go to the bathroom.
- Britt Eklund, on Rod Stewart
Jazz: Music invented for the torture of imbeciles.
- Henry VanDyke
I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized to how many
people he is not a sex symbol but a mother image.
- David Bowie
He sings like he's throwing up.
- Andrew O'Connor on Bryan Ferry
Few people know that the CIA is planning to cripple Iran by playing this album
on special loudspeakers secretly parachuted into the country.
- Record Mirror, on The Bee Gees album "ESP"
I was a fan of hers back when she was popular.
- Mariah Carey, when asked if she was a fan of Madonna
I just want to sock her!
- Macy Gray, on Mariah Carey
This is the same country that buys Mariah Carey records. It has nothing to do
with art.
- Madonna
I could take of all my clothes and stand on the freeway, but would that make me
an artist?
- Janet Jackson, on Madonna
She's angry because I have a natural nose and she doesn't.
- Madonna, on Janet Jackson
Madonna, I particularly find revolting. If anyone talks like that in my living
room, I would kill them.
- Whitney Houston, on Madonna
Armed with a wiggle and a Minnie Mouse squawk, she is coarse and charmless.
- Sheila Johnson, on Madonna
I look at my friendship with her as like having a gall stone. You deal with it,
there is pain, and then you pass it. That's all I have to say about Schmadonna.
- Sandra Bernhard, on Madonna
Not in this lifetime. Why? Because I'm the only one she hasn't done it to.
- Sharon Stone, on Madonna wanting to kiss her
She is so hairy, when she lifted up her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her
armpit.
- Joan Rivers, on Madonna
If she'll come to me, I'll wash her mouth with a soup.
- Whitney Houston, on Madonna
Time to visit the midget.
- Madonna, on Prince
Anyone who says my show is "neat" has got to go.
- Madonna, on Kevin Costner
It's not very inspiring when you're just taking the music from old songs.
- Madonna, on Puff Daddy
He (Prince) is a mentally disturbed young man. He's out to lunch. You can't take
his music seriously. He sings songs about oral sex and incest. It's my job to
keep reality over this science fiction creep.
- Rick James, on Prince
They can't sing. They suck big oranges.
- Rick James, on Vanity 6
If you feel like singing along - don't.
- James Taylor
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
- Frank Zappa
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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