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Insults About Money
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- Groucho Marx

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamnit, I'm a billionaire.
- Howard Hughes

When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
- Henry Miller

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
- Errol Flynn

If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.
- Dorothy Parker

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
- Peter Ustinov

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
- Rita Rudner

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
- Jack Yelton

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
- Adlai Stevenson

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
- Frank McKinney

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.
- Joseph Addison

I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all of the hours of the waking day to the making of money for money's sake.
- John D. Rockefeller

October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."
- Mark Twain

Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.
- George Raft

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
- Bo Derek

It is only by not paying ones bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.
- Oscar Wilde

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
- John Nelson

I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about it.
- Jenny Marx

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
- Oscar Wilde

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- ee cummings

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon.
- Henry Youngman
     

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