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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
- Mae West
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can
be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- Marion Pearson
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him
than he deserves.
- Ed Howe
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love
you instead of laugh at you.
- Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can
get rid of him of the entire weekend.
- Zenna Schaffer
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as
possible.
- Margaret Mead
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the
code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd
forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
- Rita Rudner?
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
- Cher
I married beneath me. All women do.
- Nancy Astor
There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in
Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
- Bob Philips
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
- Franklin Adams
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lilly Tomlin
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Roseanne Barr
On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created
jerks.
- H. Allen Smith
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things:
beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
- Diana Jordan.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.?
- Gloria Steinem?
If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I
want to have children'. They leave skid marks.
- Rita Rudner
No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.
- Ashleigh Brilliant.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
- Jacques Languirand
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on
something witty.
- Jane Austen
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
- Mark Twain
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily
jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
- Farrah Fawcett |
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