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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
- Charles Schultz
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the
experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to
do so.
- Douglas Adams
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very
angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
- Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the
Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced
by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which
states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
- Mark Twain
Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
- Harlan Ellison
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and
epochs, it is the rule.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another
one.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
- H. H. Williams
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
- Henry Adams
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
- Paul Valery
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to
despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that
we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
- Woody Allen
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
- W. C. Fields
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
- Mark Twain
I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a
member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.
- Mark Twain
We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that man with all his noble
qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly
origin.
- Charles Darwin
In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.
- Arthur Koestler
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
- Mark Twain
Society highly values its normal men. It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd, and thus be normal. Normal men have killed perhaps
100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years.
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