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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or
years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
- Evelle J. Younger
The first thing we do, let's kill all lawyers.
- William Shakespeare
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and
keeps it for himself.
- Lord Brougham
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
- Robert Frost
Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men,
but that is not very encouraging.
- Ferdinand Lundberg
During the mid-1980's, dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at
the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy
cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?
- P. J. O'Rourke
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters.
- John Keats
I always figured that being a good robber was like being a good lawyer.
- Willie Sutton, U.S. bank-robber
If half the lawyers would become plumbers, two of man's biggest problems would
be solved.
- Felton Davis, Jr.
If it weren't for the lawyers we wouldn't need them.
- William Jennings Bryan
Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made.
- Otto von Bismarck
Lawyers and insurance agents deserve one another.
- Craig Vetter
Lawyers are jackals.
- Erasmus
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
- Charles Lamb
Lawyers: persons who write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief
- Franz Kafka
Most lawyers are swine. And not even nice swine.
- Charles McCabe
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
- William Shakespeare
The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect.
- Charles Churchill
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer
lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk
- Patrick Murray
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- Norm Crosby
Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.
- Addison Mizner
Woe unto ye also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne,
and ye touch not the burdens with one of your fingers.
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