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I have probed his mind to the very depths and there is
nothing there.
- John L. Lewis
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He
really is an idiot.
- Groucho Marx
He never chooses an opinion - he just wears whatever happens to be in style.
- Leo Tolstoy
He never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one.
- Earl of Rochester
He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.
- Sydney Smith
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
- John Ruskin
Stupidity should hurt.
- Esther Adney
He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lamp posts - for support, not
illumination.
- Andrew Lang
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.
- Samuel Butler
There is in human nature generally more of the fool than of the wise.
- Francis Bacon
If you said 'irony' to Clay, he'd look down at his shirt and think it needed
pressing.
- Denis Leary on Andrew Dice Clay
It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all
doubt.
- Mark Twain
He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was
wrong.
- Benjamin Disraeli
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
- Robin Williams
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
- F. H. Bradley
His mind is so open that the wind whistles through it.
- Heywood Braun
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
- Ashleigh Brilliant
He's as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla. If he was as smart as a
gorilla he'd be fine.
- Sam Bailey
If their IQs were 5 points lower, they would be geraniums.
- Russ Francis
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally have been so very
stupid.
- Samuel Johnson
Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand.
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