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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be
an affront to your intelligence.
- George Bernard Shaw
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and
conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.
- Isaac Asimov
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
- Tom Waits
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny
clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
- Edward Flaherty
You wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand anything that I would be stupid
enough to tell you anyways.
- Bill Merrill
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
- Alexander Pope
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the
experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to
do
so.
- Douglas Adams
Differently clued.
- Dave Clark
You're a good man, you're an honest man, you're a smart... dresser.
- Drew Carey Show
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
- Josh Billing
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the
power of speech.
- George Bernard Shaw
End of season sale at the cerebral department.
- Gareth Blackstock
Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
- David Letterman
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.
- Robert Redford
Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
- Heinrich Heine
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure
about the former.
- Albert Einstein
Thinking is the hardest work their is, perhaps that's the reason so few engage
in it.
- Henry Ford
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that
the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
- Jonathan Swift
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of
it.
- Groucho Marx
You wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand anything that I would be stupid
enough to tell you anyways.
- Bill Merrill
If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.
- P. G. Wodehouse
He is brilliant - to the top of his boots.
- David Lloyd George
He is so stupid, you can't trust him with an idea.
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