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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of
us could not succeed.
- Mark Twain
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
She not only expects the worst, but makes the worst of it when it happens.
- Michael Arlen
He's completely unspoiled by failure.
- Noel Coward
You're like some sort of super hero: able to ward off success at every turn.
- The Drew Carey Show
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
- Charles M. Schulz
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Ed Furgol
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the
power to use them.
- Charles Kingsley
He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep.
- Dorothy Eden
Useless as a pulled tooth.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland.
- Eugene McCarthy
No more sense of direction than a bunch of firecrackers.
- Rob Wagner
He is useless on top of the ground - he aught to be under it, inspiring the
cabbages.
- Mark Twain
Failure has gone to his head.
- Wilson Mizner
I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- Groucho Marx
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
- Quentin Crisp
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
Another victory like that, and we are done for.
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