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Consultants
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
- Robert Heilein

Definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time, and then charges you for the privilege.
- Anonymous

Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold - your problems into their gold.
- Norman R. Augustine

Where facts are few, experts are many.
- Donald R. Gannon
     

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