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Insults About Cheapskates
He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
- Eugene Field

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
- Wilson Mizner

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage, he shot both his parents and moved in.
- Bob Hope

When he has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
- George Burns on Jack Benny
     

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