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Gee! What a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid
and embalm each other.
- Neil Simon
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
- Alan Bennett
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than
that of any other animal.
- H. L. Mencken
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body
experience.
- Bill Watterson
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you knew how
seldom they do.
- Olin Miller
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
- Leonard Louis Levinson
Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
- William Dean Howells
He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried.
- Geoffrey Madan
I have just got a new theory of eternity.
- Albert Einstein, after listening to a long after-dinner speech
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
- Oscar Wilde
He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
- Samuel Johnson
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro
He's an anesthetist - Prince Valium.
- Mort Sahl on Johnny Carson
She is as much fun as barbed wire.
- Tom Hutchinson on Sandra Bernhard
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
-Dennis Healy
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like
a whipped dog.
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