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Insults About Artists
Abstract art? A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
- Al Capp

The only genius with an IQ of 60.
- Gore Vidal on Andy Warhol

The most famous living artist in America is Andy Warhol, unfortunately.
- John Heilpern on Andy Warhol

Leonardo da Vinci did everything and did nothing very well.
- Marie Bashkirtseef on Leonardo da Vinci

The naked truth about me is to the naked truth of Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts.
- James Thurber on Salvador Dali

Se?or Dali, born delirious,
Considers it folly to be serious.
- Phyllis McGinley on on Salvador Dali

Matisse is an unmitigated bore. Surely the vogue of those twisted and contorted human figures must be as short as it is artificial.
- Harriet Monroe on Henri Matisse

What is art? Prostitution.
Charles Baudelaire

It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before.
- Charivari on Claude Monet

Vincent van Gogh's mother painted all of his best things. The famous mailed decapitated ear was a figment of the public relations firm engaged by Van Gogh's dealer.
- Roy Blount, Jr. on Vincent van Gogh

My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?
- Frederic Leighton to James McNeill Whistler

My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?
- James McNeill Whistler, in reply

His pictures seem to resemble not pictures but a sample book of patterns of linoleum.
-Cyril Asquith on Paul Klee
     

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