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It was like having a demented, highly intelligent parrot in
the house.
- Quentin Tarantino's mother, on her famous son
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew than
that my IQ had been damaged.
- Stephen King
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
- Sir Ralph Richardson
She has a face that belongs to the sea and the wind, with large rocking-horse
nostrils and teeth that you just know bite an apple every day.
- Cecil Beaton, on Katherine Hepburn
Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
- Michael Todd, on Elizabeth Taylor
Her hair lounges on her shoulders like an anesthetized cocker spaniel.
- Henry Allen, on Lauren Bacall
A buxom milkmaid reminiscent of a cow wearing a girdle, and both have the same
amount of acting talent.
- Mr. Blackwell, on Brigitte Bardot
She's like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day.
- Camille Paglia, on Drew Barrymore
She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them.
- John Gielgud, on Ingrid Bergman
A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone had licked
it.
- George Bernard Shaw, on Isadora Duncan
The worst and most homeliest thing to hit the screens since Liza Minelli.
- John Simon, on Shelley Duvall
Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
- Bette Davis, on Jayne Mansfield
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid
Brezhnev.
- Robin Williams
It's a new low for actresses when you have to wonder what's between her ears
instead of her legs.
- Katherine Hepburn, on Sharon Stone
Whatever it was that this actress never had, she still hasn't got it.
- Bosley Crowther, on Loretta Young
Hollywood: Real diamonds, fake breasts.
- Nathan Lane
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel
underneath.
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