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He's done everybody's act. He's a parrot with skin on.
- Fred Allen 0n Milton Berle
The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
-David Feherty on Nick Faldo
He's thin boys. He's thin as piss on a hot rock.
- William F. Jenner on Averell Harriman
A character who, if he had not existed, could not be imagined.
- S. N. Behrman on Oscar Levant
He is suffering from halitosis of the intellect. That's presuming he has
intellect.
-Harold Ickes on Huey Long
Roseanne Barr is a bowling ball looking for an alley.
- Mr. Blackwell
No woman of our time has gone further with less mental equipment.
- Clifton Fadiman on Clare Booth Luce
She looked like a huge ball of fur on two well-developed legs.
-Nancy Mitford on Princess Margaret
She's about as feminine as a sidewalk drill.
-Maryon Allen on Phyllis Schlafly
Nowadays a parlor maid as ignorant as Queen Victoria was when she came to the
throne would be classed as mentally defective.
- George Bernard Shaw on Queen Victoria
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting
the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
- Dennis Wholey
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
- Mae West
She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.
- Ada Leverson
I am not a figment of your collective diseased imagination.
- Laura Valentine
I married beneath me. All women do.
- Lady Nancy Astor
A cynic is a person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Oscar Wilde
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst
that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
- Woody Allen
In a mere half century films have gone from silent to unspeakable.
- Doug Larson
Awards are like hemorrhoids; sooner or later every asshole gets some.
- Frederic Raphael
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six
months.
- Oscar Wilde
He strains his conversation through a cigar.
- Hamilton Mabie
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the
power to use them.
- Charles Kingsley
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Jane Wagner
Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
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